So, here is my weekend comfort food: the eggs look good but it would appear the Guardian Weekly is determined to ruin the feast!

Someone with a sense of humour bought me a Colin the Caterpillar easter egg. I shall enjoy demolishing that one! The single origin cocoa pod looks interesting – I’ll save that for a sophisticated evening. As for the Guardian Weekly – let’s hope the answer to the question is The American People. Trump may be a clown but he’s not one of those endearing one’s you would invite to a kids party; more like one of those horror flick clowns that does nasty stuff in the middle of the night… he should be triple-X rated and come with a mental health warning.

The M&S Colin’s Apple Easter egg was quite good, being average quality milk chocolate. The considerably more expensive M&S single origin cocoa pod did not really live up to the packaging hype. It was good but not as good as the packaging suggests.